I did poorly in the first quarter of a class in middle school, so I made a fake report card. I did this every quarter that year. I didn't remember that they mail home the end-of-year cards, and my mom got it before I could intercept my fake. She was furious—at the school for their error. The teacher also retired that year and had already gotten rid of his records, so they had to take my mother’s “proof” (the fake ones I made throughout the year) and “rectify” the “mistake.” I’ve never admitted the truth.