So there’s this really hot kid in my creative writing class. All my classmates know I like him. But one day, he walked in looking like a freaking GQ model, and I accidentally out loud whispered, “Shit, his face looks like the best chair,” and the girl who sits in front of me looked back and said, “WTH, that’s freaky and gross,” and she moved her seat. She shoots me strange glances every time she sees me now.