So to begin my story I should inform you that I work at a health spa as receptionist and my job entails mostly computer-related and customer service related tasks. However, I am also there to assist the on-duty technician, clearly not with the lasers as I am not certified, but with well… aiding in shaving clients to ready them for their procedure. So this specific Saturday I was asked to assist in shaving a client’s back, which was fine, it’s part of my job and I just needed to be professional about it and it’s something I’ve regrettably had to do before as well so no big deal right? Wrong. So I do the usual: I put on my gloves, grab a razor, and begin assisting the tech, however, much to my shock (and displeasure) the tech suddenly lowers the client’s pants and underwear, to which I am greeted with a hairy behind. It is all I can do in my power to restrain my laughter from sheer shock. I’ll spare you the details but let’s just say it was not totally evenly colored… Trying to stay professional, I then had to go on to hold the client’s butt cheek firm to shave it. I finished as thoroughly and quickly as I possibly could and hurried the hell out of the room. Later, when I had to schedule the client’s next appointment, neither of us could make eye contact because of that traumatizing encounter. I will probably never be able to overcome the moment I stared at the multicolored butt in detail.